Okay, being a broke college student is hard. Imma be honest with you. It hurts my heart every time I look at my bank account and only see four digits. Since I can't work during the school year, I decided to go off the beaten path a little and see what it's like to have grown men pay me to be cute.
My friends and I embarked on this journey freshman year and we are just now starting to reap some benefits. So let me tell you about the ups and downs of our experiment.
Also, if you see my profile on bumble or tinder, mind your business and chase your own check.
Okay let's start.
It is possible to have a sugar daddy without giving any sugar. There is a guy. Let's call him Larry. Larry likes to spend money on young women. That to him is sex. He likes being a secret benefactor and making someone else's life a little better by putting a couple hundreds in her hand. If you ask me, that’s a man. I don’t wanna converse with you unless there are a couple hundreds in your palm outstretched to me! I'm just kidding, but not really. It takes a while to find guys like Larry, but when you do, its *chef's kiss*.
It. Takes. Time. You honestly can't give a timeline in finding the sugar daddy that meets all of your criteria. For example, I was looking for someone that would not make me gag every time I looked at him. I also wanted that man to not want to have sex with me or even want to hold my hand. I wanted someone who would pay me a decent amount of money every time we met. I wanted someone who was a lil bit dumb, and I wanted someone who was interesting to talk to. It took me a year. For someone else, it might take them a couple years or maybe a month. You just have to make sure you are upfront with every man you come across with. You have to make sure you do it quickly. That way, you can sift through the people who aren't looking for what you're looking for in an efficient manner.
It's kind of fun. It's really fun. Especially when Larry doesn't want anyone to know. He enjoys and understands my need for him to take a backseat in my life. He really just enjoys the company and money exchanging hands. It's perfect. And I feel like a bad bitch.
I only sugar date white men. I only drain white men's bank accounts. So, find your extra purpose in this other than make money. It will keep you going when you feel like there's no point. It's a bit of reparations for me.
The last thing I want to tell you is to be safe. People are weird out here, and it is easy to lose your life or worse. Make sure that you tell the friends closest to you, and you always have an escape plan. If you aren't the most astute in grave situations, then find a friend who is to help you see things you wouldn't have otherwise.
There is much more to this story, but these are the basic little gems I will bestow upon you at the moment. Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to go on Pinterest to see what I want to get when I go to the nail salon.